Avery’s at the age now where she provides bathroom commentary. Public washroom trips (where I drag her along so I can go) have become hilariously embarassing.
Last night we were in a restaurant bathroom and she started out by saying “mommy have lots of poops!” (I just want to say, I was going pee).
Then she smacked the side of my butt and said “mommy’s big bum!”
Background info: I have my period. When I stood up to flush, she remarked, “mommy have red pee!”
When we left the stall we pretty much bumped into the person who had been in the stall beside us. She was clearly holding back laughter. #momlife